Stefan & Ashleigh's Bitch Fest!

Tonight I am in a pretty foul mood, so you, my darling readers, can be the recipients of my venting. I’m sure many of you have been in the exact situation, but I’ll just tell you the basics, rather than what ticked me off…

I am fed up to the brim of supposed friends being completely childish, rude, harsh, and just unnecessarily getting you down. Why. Why do you feel the need to bring me down, just as I’m starting to feel better. Every week, every bloody day I just get crap from people I think are my friends. I’ve actually had enough. If you think I’m a worthless piece of nothing, at least have the balls to say it, don’t cower away, especially when I stick up for myself, and other people stick up for me. Admit it, be a man!

For those of you that know me, I am quite a forgiving person. I don’t really hold grudges, I get on with most people, and there’s only really 1 or 2 people I physically can’t stand. Otherwise, I don’t want to fall out with friends, because I think they’re too precious to lose. 2 things that I don’t do is steal and lie. Everyone knows it, that’s who I am. If I say something, I say it because I’m not afraid of it being heard, and I won’t lie about it when confronted. I don’t lie, and maybe because of that, I feel extremely betrayed when friends lie to me, so usually if you lie, that’s it, even though I hate losing friends, I can’t stand being lied to.

A few years ago, there was this big craze when quite a lot of people just thought it would be fun to poke fun and cause drama in my life. I seemed to get lot of people making fun of me, making up stories, and just acting like complete 5 year olds to get laughs at my expense. Even if they thought they were harmless jokes, or just a simple comment, it got me down. At first it wasn’t so bad…then it got majorly worse. The close friends I have now understand what I went through, and what it drove me to. The person I became wasn’t a person worth knowing. After a while, it all blew over, but now, every so often, I get a little comment, or something about the past, or just something said about me to make me feel pathetic and insignificant. I don’t understand why it’s such a big thing to make me feel about this high ——

It’s even the little things. Ashleigh, you’re tiny and pathetic, Ashleigh you’re a bitch, Ashleigh I’m gonna smack you now and say you deserved it just for being you, because I know you’ll forgive me. Hey Ashleigh, remember that thing you did. LOL! It’s just pathetic, but maybe because it’s so pathetic, it hurts me more. It reminds me of how I felt all those years ago… I love my friends. My friends and my family are the most valuable people to me, and I treasure them. The few close friends I have now are the ones that are comforting me, telling me the rest of the world is pathetic and I’ve got to ignore it. They’re the ones giving me the same advice I would give them in the exact situation, so to the friends I love, thank you. It’s been a while since I admitted I needed the comfort, so thank you for being there when it got a bit rough.

To the certain few who have made me write this out tonight, you know who the hell you are…leave me alone. Just stop getting together in your little groups and making me the main topic of your discussion, or going on ‘Xbox Live’ and start talking about me, and then coming straight up to my face and pushing me down, because even if it makes you feel all high and mighty, in the end, you’re gonna lose a lot more than I am…

Later Bitches!

The Two Wallys

Mornin Bitches!

Today, Stefan actually has some contribution, but as he can’t be bothered to get anymore internet, he shall be the brain and I shall be the fingers….Haha, beautifully put :)

I could have absoloutely destroyed my dad today, making me trek ALL THE WAY THROUGH Watcombe for him at half 8 in the morning! Happy!? I think not. I’m not joking! It’s times like these, a car and rocket launcher would come in handy. And everyone kept staring at me aswell! I got to St Marychurch and thought ‘If they’re looking at me funny now, FUCK knows what they’re gonna be like in Harlem…Sorry, I mean Watcombe’…

I think it was the tan. I’m pretty dark now, to the point where CERTAIN PEOPLE keep comparing me to coffee colours on menus. I think everyone’s wondering whether I had it sprayed on or something. Well, the answer is no. You’re all just jealous. Yeah that’s right, fuckin jealous that I can cook faster than you!

Anyway cutting a long story short, I shot out of there pretty quick. Sorry to anyone reading this who comes from there or anything - Don’t hunt me down and stab me, burn me etc etc. Nah, I just had a few bad experiences there, hence my dislike for it.

Anyway, after that hike, I’m going to laze outside and let the solar ball burn me, providing it doesn’t go all shit and cloudy like yesterday, fuck sake. A few hours of sun a day, that’s all I ask, but noooo. God doesn’t wanna let the sun out today, we can all bugger off. The cheek init! So there had BETTER be sun today, or I’m gonna go radio rental on someone!

So Stefan’s peeved about his little walk through hell and not being able to burn like a bitch. I think it’s just bad mornings all round today. I woke up and came downstairs, comatosed like you normally are in the morning, and saw THE biggest Hornet I’ve ever seen in my life. I can see Kingsley reading this now having a minor freak haha. Seriously though, it was awful, it was like, 3 times the size of a normal wasp, and I hate wasps! I stood there a bit stunned at first, and when I tried to shout, nout came out, cus I’ve still got a husky voice from my cold, so all that came out was a little squeak, and air…not good. Mother rescued me though, so it’s all good

So that concludes our eventful morning. I’m sure we will update you as the day goes by, but until then, food is beckoning!

Later Bitches!

The Two Wallys

Afternoon bitches! Today we shall focus on all the liars out there who just flutter their pretty little eyelashes and get away with murder. They know who they are, and it just winds us up that they get themselves deeper into things because they know that in the long run, they’ll get away with it. Not if we have anything to do with it!

Don’t you just love it. You’re out with your friends on a nice day out, sat in McDonalds…yes I’m talking about Stefan. Haha nah I’m kiddin love…kinda…but anyway, your phone goes off, and you receive a message from a friend saying that some bitch that you physically cannot even stand to think about is bitching about you. That’s just funny, you laugh it off. Yeah we all bitch, don’t deny it, but then you continue reading…you’re now being accused of lying and spreading stuff that isn’t true. I mean seriously, how old are we now that people still natter on, ‘oh she hurt me in the past, boo hoo’. Suck it up love, get a hobby.

Seriously though, are some people just so insecure that they can’t stick up for themselves when they’re caught out. If someone finds you lying and they confront you about it, usually you’re like, yeah alright sorry love. But if you find that one person that continues to deny their rubbish, what can you do? You know they’ve done wrong, a thousand other people know they’ve done wrong, but the one person that needs to know the truth, is so naive that they won’t even bother listening to anyone, not even their closest friends. Erm, HELLO! Haven’t you been through so much that you know when you’re friends are trying to save you from being hurt by this bitch and the lies it brings. Of course you have, yet you still ignore it…That’s just stupid. More fool you

I guess I just don’t understand. I especially don’t understand good friends lying to eachother, what’s that about? Seriously, for example, let’s say Stefan stole the last bite of my toast, the theiving bitch! Lets say I saw him do it through the corner of my eye, and I say ‘Oi, stealing my toast, how rude!’ to which he replies, ‘No I didn’t!’ Then if I say, ‘I just saw you!’, usually you would expect him to go, ‘Oh haha sorry’. But why do you get that one person who continues to say, ‘I swear, I didn’t nick your toast!’. Maybe not the greatest example I could have used, but it works none the less. We just can’t stand those of you that continue to lie about stealing the toast. Damn you all!

Aah anyways, on a lighter note, Stefan the lazy boy is out sunnin himself again!!! Seriously mayte, you’re gonna go black. Jonny’s shower broke today haha gutted love…Nah I’m kiddin…kinda…

Stefan has nothing else to say, not that he said much, and I don’t think I have much more to add. Just to all you liars and cheaters out there who think you’re getting away with it…you aint seen nothing yet

Bye Bitches!

The Two Wallys

Hi to all you nosey bitches out there! I know you’re all just DYING to know what Stefan and I talk about because lets face it, if we’re not talking about you now, chances are you will pop into conversation one day =)

So just to brief you on what our blogs will be about. We seem to have some sort of opinion about anything going on during the day. It might be how much Stefan is burning and looking more and more like coffee every day due to the sun, or it could be how Ashleigh has eaten 4 packets of crisps and wants an entire chocolate cake to make it a perfect day. Or maybe it’s a certain person out there who has completely pissed us off and we want to make sure that their nosey wondering eyes find their way to our blog to read about it, and that everyone else knows, because they will probably agree. Lets just say, if we’re bitching about you, chances are you know it, because lets face it, neither of us are afraid to say how we really feel to anybody, and you probably deserve it because if you’re pissing us off, you’re probably pissing quite a few other people off aswell, SO SORT IT OUT!

So that concludes our first post, I’m sure you’re all dying to hear what we think about you, but it’s just gonna have to wait I’m afraid. I’m sure it won’t be too long until something bothers us SOOO much that we just have to tell the world! So we look forward to you being nosey and wanting to know our business soon!

Love you all! (Metaphorically speaking of course)

The Two Wallys!